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Lazy Coding = Video Game Stalker

cat — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 21:13:44 +0000

Was passiert, wenn man nicht auf alle Videospiel Details achtet? Statt eines Kumpels ein Stalker! Ich hab mich Tod gelacht — die Horrorfilmmusik bringt es.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Stalked_by_Dr_Watson

Windows Hasst Langweilige Desktops

cat — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:45:59 +0000

Man musst Microsoft lieben…ein endlose Quelle von technische Humor!

Von Microsoft Knowledge Base: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/977346

“The Welcome screen may be displayed for 30 seconds during the logon process after you set a solid color as the desktop background in Windows 7 or in Windows Server 2008 R2″

Apollo 11 Customs Form

cat — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:17:31 +0000

Bureaucracy is eternal. Yes, Apollo 11 had to fill out a customs form on entry into Hawaii. Here it is, courtesty of space.com.

Apollo 11 Customs Declaration

Simon’s Cat

cat — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:46:09 +0000

Wie wir gestern abend nochmal diskutiert haben…gibt’s neuere Folge von Simon’s Cat:

http://www.simonscat.com/films.html

Endlich! “Crunchy Frog” Rezept

cat — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:09:52 +0000

“Well if we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be CRUNCHY would it?”

http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/crunchyfrog

Welcome to Germany…

Andreas — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:38:45 +0000

…where satire is not allowed.
Wenn dass derr Föhrrerrr mit seiner Vorrrsehunnk gewusst hätt…

Holy Handgranade closes pub

Andreas — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:10:10 +0000

Buildings were evacuated, a street was cordoned off and a bomb disposal team called in after workmen spotted a suspicious object. But the dangerous-looking weapon turned out to be the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, made famous in the 1975 film Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

Pittsburgh’s Morse Code Message Gets Jumbled

cat — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:16:47 +0000

Fuer Andreas und andere “Morser”:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=106606968&sc=fb&cc=fp

“…Instead of “Pittsburgh,” the beacon spelled “Pitetsbkrrh.”… NPR asked Stepleton to return for another look at the beacon Monday night to see if the message had changed. Indeed, it had: Instead of “Pitetsbkrrh,” it read “Tpebtsaurgh.”…”

Eddie Izzard: Death Star Canteen

cat — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:11:01 +0000

Britische Comedian erklaert wie die Death Star Cantina funktioniert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ2yRTRlMFU

Und nochmal mit Lego gespielt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

Epic Kludges

cat — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:44:10 +0000

“Kludge – An ill-assorted collection of poorly matching parts, forming a distressing whole.”
-Jackson Granholm
Datamation Magazine February 1962

“There I Fixed It” Site. Besonders interessant: Category “Duct Tape 4 EVAR!1!”

http://www.thereifixedit.com